(Source: citystomper69)


me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

weavemunchers:

IM CRYING I JUST FOUND THIS ON INSTAGRAM

weavemunchers:

IM CRYING I JUST FOUND THIS ON INSTAGRAM


(Source: yungterra)


zagreus-taking-time-apart:

*gets gay married during the purge*


imbobswaget:

things ppl say that alerts you to them being the actual worst:

  • john was my favourite beatle 
  • abolishing religion would solve a lot of problems 
  • i’m not a racist i hate all races equally 
  • disliking someone because of their political affiliation is ridiculous 
  • but if you think about it stereotypes do exist for a reason 
  • god, can you believe people on welfare own iphones
  • but what about mens rights
  • why can’t white people say the n-word
  • i’m just being the devils advocate

theamazingindi:

listen, i don’t know about you, but the only people I know who actually enjoy the smell of axe body spray are not women. it’s dudes. it’s all dudes. i have worn axe body spray and walked into a room and have been complimented by legions of dudes. axe body spray is an agent of the gay agenda to make men smell better for other men to unlock their latent homosexuality and there is no stopping them now, we’re in too deep and it’s far too late.


brotoad:

phen01:

johnthedragon42:

brotoad:

Good Morning Everyone.

good morning

good morning

i hope you both have a nice day.

brotoad:

phen01:

johnthedragon42:

brotoad:

Good Morning Everyone.

good morning

good morning

i hope you both have a nice day.


stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.


(Source: danielodowd)